You probably think this hot uncut dick video is about you. 

The masturbator in question strokes his truly perfect hard cock in the kind of mesmerizing way that gets the balls rhythmically jiggling to the jacking.

I give up!

Porn Butt must have impressed his scarily hyped-up coach, because while walking away, he gets a shockingly brutal ass slap. The coach's face says "You should have seen the two of us last night!"

The forty-three-year-old Ryan Phillippe is out Thirsagramming the thirstiest of Thirstagrammers half his age, and the results will leave you, well, thirsty! From shameless shirtless selfies to shameless beach-running pics from his Men's Fitness photo shoot, Phillippe's lack of shame is our gain, and this latest paddleboarding video posted to his Instagram story is no exception.

Too many "very's?" I think not...

Oh yes, we're going there. We peruse a range of naughty and sexy things spanning entertainment, porn, and the dark web, but what actually makes you cough up a jizz ball? This is something that I've wondered for a while, and today we're going to have a gay show and tell - or blow and swell, if ya will - in this Open Post!

For those who don't keep up with the going-ons of alleged cult members and Instagram models, you might now know that Justin Bieber is officially engaged to Hailey Baldwin, or that he posted a not-at-all culty nuptials announcement on Instagram (below.) What you REALLY need to know is that Bieber's body is still as un-bieb-lievable as ever, and that you can see it - as well as his sexy tan...

It's ALWAYS the skinny guys.