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Sean Cody is shaking.

And your daddy dick.

Do you have a pussy? And if so, is it hot? Discuss. 

What. The fucking fuck. Is fucking happening. FFS. CW's teen sex party series Riverdale isn't necessarily known for its restraint, but as of last night's episode titled Fortune and Men's Eyes, we can safely say that the pervy CW execs have gone rogue. In fact there's a good chance that Bromo has taken over Riverdale's production, and that impressionable viewers across the nation are just watching gay porn. And ya...

Jack and Nick are hot brothers!

It was a nice ride. Literally. But ya dead.

We're not here to talk about how great Superstore is. Or how I'm ovulating all over my chair mat for Ben Feldman as I type this. Or how I want to say "Ben. My body's ready. Till the fertile soil of my loins." None of that! We're here to talk about the insanely sexy Chris Reid, who strips down to portray an adult baby stripper in the latest Superstore episode titled...

Oh, and his gigantic penis.