Gay Drinking Games for St. Patrick’s Day

St. Patrick's Day Drinking Games

Whether you're Irish or not, the gays don't need an excuse to drink. We know how to celebrate anything. This year, St. Patrick's Day falls on a Sunday, so yes, there's Sunday Funday out around town, but who needs to spend all that money on overpriced green beer? Do your own Green Beer Queer Sunday Funday at home with friends. Tell everyone to bring a bottle of their favorite, you provide the green beer, and chances are, you'll have leftover alcohol to add to your home bar. Win win!

First of all, to make green beer, literally just add a drop of green food coloring. Viola! You're done. Legend has it, the first green beer showed up in the Bronx in 1914 when Dr. Thomas Curtin, a coroner's physician (fun!), first made it for a St. Patrick's Day party. Other appropriate drinks are just plain Guinness or Irish whiskey.

Ok, you got the crew, you got the booze, now for the drinking games.

Gay Face

This one is so easy and dumb, we love it. Put on the worst, cheesiest St. Patrick's Day film, we suggest any of the Leprechaun films, they are so bad they are good, and watch. Every time a character makes a "gay face," take a swig. Someone makes a sassy face, swig. Someone makes an orgasm face, swig. If someone says something that could be interpreted as gay, take a swig. The more you swig, the funnier it gets. That simple.

Irish Poker

This one is easy too. Each person gets a stack of cards, and before turning the card over, they have to declare if it's black or red. If they get it wrong, they swig. If you want to up the ante as the drinking goes on, if they can't possibly take another swig, then they have to complete a dare. Get as naughty as you want.

Roll The Die, Guy!

Make a list of 1 - 12 with silly things to do, and make every other one a drinking rule. Like #2 can be drinking two sips, #4 could be chugging from another person's cup, etc. Make the other numbers stupid things to do. #5 flash your abs, #7 kiss the person next to you. Put out a pair of die and let the games begin. Make snake eyes and double sixes really outlandish...sky's the limit. Make some of the action items St. Patrick's Day themed. Pin the clover on the crotch on the guy next to you while blindfolded. Kiss the Blarney Stones on the guy next to you, etc.

The Undies Game

This one's a bit naughty and works for bigger groups, it's also a good icebreaker for gays who don't all know each other. Have everyone bring the naughtiest pair of undies they have in their collection in a paper bag. As the host, before the game begins, go out of sight and put all the undies into one big, cheesy St. Patrick's Day bag. Everyone takes a turn and pulls a pair out and has to guess who they belong to. If they get it wrong, they drink. If they get it right, they get to kiss the owner.

Suck It

Buy some cocktail-infused ice cubes (they exist) or put some fruit and wine in ice cube trays and make wine cubes. Divide the room into two groups. The gays literally pass the ice cube from lips to lips without using their hands. The first team to fully melt the ice wins the St. Patrick's Day pot of gold (bag of sexy crap to share). If they drop the ice, they have to start with a new cube.

These St. Patrick's Day drinking games are sure to loosen your party up, and who knows where the evening may end. Maybe a leprechaun orgy. You're welcome.

What drinking games do you play, tell us!