Reading is Fundamental Ep 5: Cum Dumps and Warhols and Frenchies, Oh My!

July 12, 2023
AJ SLOAN

Move over, School House Rock. Take a seat, Miss Frizzle. Class is in session and I can smell the nail polish and poppers, which means our instructors are closing in. It's time for another dose of fun and sexy legal insight from our ass-loving attorneys at law, the lustfully lickable lawyer duo, none other than Dextra DeNovo and Blue Bailey! Yes, this leather daddy/drag queen duo are both licensed attorneys in the state of anxiety... I mean California. It is time for another episode of Reading is Fundamental, the podcast where we hear about news and entertainment law from familiar queer voices. With the current state of our country, we need every last bit of legal insight that our queer brothers, sisters, and gender-nonconforming kin have to offer. Now everybody shut your holes and open your ears, class is in session.

Shout out to Bailey's favorite drag artist (sorry Dextra) the one and only Miss Manila Luzon, by way of New York, for gifting our community with the banger Cum Dump Cum Dump, Blue's newest anthem. If you have yet to hear it, click the f*ck out of that link and jam out with your hole out! It is the piece of music you never knew you needed but felt empty without, and after you give it a listen "empty" will be the last thing you want to be (queue the line of dicks). Cross your fingers and your balls that she joins the cast of RPDR All Stars 9...

Transitioning over to the Lady GaGa, if you remember in February 2021 back when we were plagued with murder hornets and everything was going to $h*t, Miss Germanotta's French bulldogs were stolen. Chromatica was out and so were the dog snatchers! Gaga had put out a reward of 500k for the safe return of her furry friends. Fast forward to 2023, the woman who returned the prized pups never received said reward. PLOT TWIST: the b*tch was in on it (sounds of jaws dropping). Our hosts spill all of the "alleged" tea on the case in detail only they can provide. They true are the gayest of lawyers our country has to offer. Catch all of the details below...

Check out the podcast and enjoy swooning over Bailey's sexy titties and Dextra's divine beat while hearing all about Andy Warhol's legal drama. Or throw on that audio next time you're cooking, douching, or killing your cardio. Ciao 4 now...