F*cking with AJ Sloan: Your TIT-tastic Guide to Nipple Play

March 3, 2023
AJ SLOAN

Today I want to talk about one of my FAVORITE topics when it cums to top-notch fuckery. We’re talking titties a.k.a. clitties. In the topography of your body, your tits are one of the many erogenous zones, for some more than others. I go into a state of uncontrollable ecstasy when my nipples are sucked, licked, and played with, and the world would be that much more beautiful if everyone could experience even a fraction of that joy.

Buckle up, buttercup. When performed properly, nipple play can lead to quite the endorphin rush. First, let’s get ourselves in the right orgasm-inducing headspace. As with all sexy time fun, allow yourself to live in the moment. As Big Freedia says, “Release your mind, release the stress.” Take your time and enjoy the array of sensations to be explored.

Regarding technique, there are no limits. Begin with the touch of the hand. Escalate to kissing, caressing, licking, sucking, and nibbling. Mouths are so much fun and should be utilized as such. Accessories like nipple vibrators and clamps on your nips can also be quite sensational. Don’t be afraid to get a little messy with oil or spit as well. The wetter, the better.

For many, pain is pleasure. For many others, it is not. Let’s not forget that, like your balls, your nipples are attached to your body for a reason and should stay part of it. Always be receptive to your partner’s responses, both vocal and nonvocal. Crescendo the intensity, and if the moans sound like they are approaching discomfort, dial it back a bit. By properly reading your partner’s reactions and responses you will be able to reach a cum-tastic cruising altitude.

As with any sexual recreation, some guys are more inclined to certain acts than others. For myself, tit play makes my soul explode into a thousand tropical Skittles-flavored orgasms. I have also met (f*cked) others whose nipples are as responsive as Kevin Spacey’s PR department. If you find yourself in the latter group, however, this doesn’t make you a stranger to touch. You likely have your own erogenous zones that make your sparks fly higher than fireworks at Rihana’s halftime show. If you push my buttons, I’ll push yours. That’s a promise.

Exploring the body is never a bad thing. The next time you think a hookup is a no-go because your potential playmate's preferred position mirrors your own, remember that there are an infinite number of ways to make a dude squirt their DNA across the sheets. Discovering them together can be a hoot. That's your homework for the weekend, and yes, this will be on the test.