Get Naughty This Christmas with the Top 5 Sexy Santas of Instagram

Another holiday season is in full swing and you know what that means: Christmas-themed thirst traps. It may just be my favorite holiday tradition in fact.  Move over, Mall Santa. I know what laps I want to sit on this year. Let's take a peek at some sexy lewks inspired by the ultimate dom daddy himself. 'Tis the season to be a slut in a Santa hat!

Flavio Ming

How do you say “Cum down my chimney, Santa” in Italian? Bonafide boner maker Flavio Ming is heating up the holidays on the other side of the pond. His smile alone is worthy of its own OnlyFans. His content is full of all sorts of holiday cheer and then some. I know what I want to find under the Christmas tree.

Memyselfandmybeard

I know how I’m keeping warm this December 25th. I’ll be requesting more than just a bear hug from Memyselfandmybeard. This delicious daddy looks like all kinds of fun, both naughty and nice. Would gladly hop in his sleigh and go for a ride with pleasure. Why do I have the feeling that I’m going to run into him at the Eagle over the holidays? See you there.

Isaac Parker

Move over Elf on a shelf. Pornstar Isaac Parker is the only helper Santa needs this year. His holiday look is sure to melt all the snow and fog up every last window. Isaac Parker is definitely making a cuck of Mrs. Claus. If you think ho ho HO looks good here, just wait til you see him on film. You have probably seen this vers vixen on NextDoor Studios, Falcon, and HotHouse to name a few. Isaac Parker is sure to make your Yuletide gay.

Danny Warhole

This always hungry yet never starving artist is checking all of the right boxes with his Yuletide lewk. Staying in theme yet ditching the played-out red and green, Danny Warhole is most certainly right at home on Santa’s naughty list. And that garter, fucking delicious. If you think he’s a tasty treat, check out his sexy artwork, sure to make the perfect gift for the holidays. You had me at WarHOLE.

Jordan Firstman

If laughter is your love language this next holiday hunk will be a welcome addition to your spank bank. You may have seen comedic writer slash actor Jordan THIRSTman… sorry, Jordan Firstman in shows like HBO’s Search Party or Disney+’s Ms. Marvel. His upcoming project, however, is enough to make Mickey Mouse grab his ankles. Keep an eye on this one. We’re talking some Brown Bunny NC-17 cock-in-wet-warm-mouth type of cinema. “I get my dick sucked, I suck dick, I get my ass eaten…” Sounds like a perfect 100 on Rotten Tomatoes to me. Pass the popcorn and the poppers.

Happy H❄️lidays!

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