Listen I'm not going to start this with all the standard word plays one might expect for a moment like this. Tight ends this, wide receivers that, and the like. I'm just going to do the MATURE THING and be direct with my thoughts, okay? OKAY?! (*Takes deep breath*) I want to bury my face in Jeff Driskel's ass. Whew. That feels better.
If you haven't seen it by now, a picture of Houston Texan Jeff Driskel's college days has gone viral. The focus of the picture is a sweaty Driskel on the field, and showcasing his wonderfully thicc ass. Not only do we see his giant pigskin, but we can see the imprint of his jockstrap pushing through the fabric. First shared by Twitter account @SingleGayLife, the pic is sure to bring in tons of new fans of Driskel and his meaty butt.
Some have challenged the veracity of this photo and claimed editing afoul pointing out that other photos don't showcase quite as big of assets. But(t), loyalists defend it and say it's all about the angle, baby. Even in the photos people have shared as proof against the thicc picture, it's clear that Driskel has a big ass.
Whatever the case is, both thicctures are giving me major case of "Yes, Please!" What do you think?
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