Lil Nas X Wants to Have an Orgy With Me! (…Sorta)

Lil Nas X is currently in the middle of one of the most anticipated tours of the last few years, with stops in major cities around the world. Writing on Monday he said, "I'm not gonna be proud of myself until there is a big orgy in the audience at one of my concerts."

not gonna be proud of myself until there is a big orgy in the audience at one of my concerts

— NASARATI (@LilNasX) September 11, 2022

The genius artist decided to throw even more fireworks into the room by saying he also would not be proud until the furries show up at one of his concerts. He screenshotted the two tweets along with pictures from Spongebob and left the ball in our court.

now we wait pic.twitter.com/qsNfILVaZp

— NASARATI (@LilNasX) September 11, 2022

The tour has gotten critically rave reviews from almost every major outlet. PrideSource called it a "Defiant Celebration of Queerness" saying that it “started gay and ended gayer; it was a flashy, all-frills act of queer defiance and self-love, where fantasy and reality collided.” I'm seeing Lil Nas X on Tuesday, September 20th, and I'm now so incredibly excited for a multitude of reasons. First and foremost, I cannot wait to see this brilliant and holy-shit-hot artist do what he does so incredibly well.

But I'm also excited because now I get to-- nay... MUST have an orgy at the concert. Because of my fear of the rampant MPX outbreaks, I haven't had sex in almost 6 months, so I'm ready to explode and I'm just saying that because my horniness is at its peak right now, I think an orgy at the Lil Nas X concert is the perfect place for me to blow off some steam and blow out some backs. Thank you for coming to my Theodore Talk (I don't know TED, but I just assume he's gay and prefers Theodore).

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