Open Post: You Get the COVID Vaccine. What Do You Do First?

December 12, 2020
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Everyone and their DILF is talking about the vaccine for COVID-19, which as of this week got the thumbs up from the F.D.A. It won't be long before select first responders and at-risk people receive doses Stateside (in the U.K. vaccines are already being administered). While us young virile teens will be some of the last people in line to receive the COVID-19 vaccine, I'm already dreaming of what I'm going to do once I get it.

Picture this: Boystown. Or like, Northalsted or whatthefuckever. Dozens of jubilant homosexuals are smushed together on a dancefloor. Droplets... everywhere. But do I care? Well, I do at first, actually. In fact - after so vehemently avoiding unmasked people for a year - I have a mini panic attack while contemplating joining my friends on the dance floor. "Am I ever going to be able to reacclimate to society?" I wonder to myself.

But then a familiar face approaches from seemingly out of nowhere. "Nick Jonas... is... is that you?" I ask.

"Ya... um.. yes it is" he responds awkwardly. "This is going to sound crazy, but I've been following you on Instagram for a year, and wanted to reach out... but..."

"But knew physical intimacy was impossible in the era of social distancing," we both blurt out at the same time.

"Yes.. haha... that." He says sheepishly.

As I search for a response, I notice that Nick has an 8-inch raging boner in his G-Star RAW jeans!

More at a loss for words than ever before, I simply continue to stare at Nick's growing boner (9-inches and counting!) before he finally speaks again.

"I don't know how to say this, but... but... I want to unload myself on you."

"Okay sounds good!" I respond with literally zero hesitation, knowing that I'm safe from COVID thanks to the vaccine. "I heard you have a brother...?"

Nick and I then head to his lavish secret Chicago highrise and unleash our droplets on each other for the rest of our days. And that, children, is what's possible with the magic of science.

Anyway I'm going to have sex with Nick Jonas after I get the COVID vaccine. But I want to know what YOU'RE going to do! Open wide up and share your plans, hopes, dreams, and creams in the comments below please!