So.. that title was a legitimate SEO grab, because by my calculations - with the way people were hemorrhaging their manties to a mere New Yorker-style drawing of Timothée Chalamet in a tub yesterday - fans actually thought there was a possibility that he was going to be naked in the just-released trailer for Wes Anderson's The French Dispatch. These poor sad saps actually thought Tim would be Daniel Craig raw-doggin' it in the tub! And by "poor sad saps" I mean.... me. WAH!
What was supposed to happen:
The new trailer for The French Dispatch is indeed out, and we do actually see Chalamet in the tub, and he does even go so far as to say "I'm naked" to Frances McDormand, who replies "I can see that."
And maybe that's enough to wet your whistle. Or maybe I'll have to include some pics from Call Me By Your Name to remind the world what Timothée Chalamet is capable of when he's in the hands of a director who isn't a LITTLE COCK TEASE.
UPDATE:
Lol apparently his neck is enough to get some people fluffed. According to Just Jared we're seeing Chalamet's "bare body.":