Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s Big Penis Is Back And Bluer Than Ever

December 16, 2019
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Just one week ago we got a look at Yahya Abdul-Mateen II's huge and very real and very not prosthetic penis and big balls on Watchmen, and now we have an even better look at what Yahya is packing. And we'll just call him Eiffel 65, because this time his cock is blue da ba dee da ba daa bitch! #Topical #Relevant

First off, I guess Yahya penis as seen on Watchmen is real and reality is this big and juicy? Why can't I just accept God's gifts? He even opened up to Digital Spy about his decision to bare all for his role:

I was never really nervous about it, but I found that to be the most liberating aspect of the character, to play a character who doesn't have shame, who's not really concerned with other people's opinions of his body and things like that.
That was actually a pretty liberating process for me. HBO made sure I was well taken care of, and that I was always comfortable, and had the choice to go nude or not – up until the moment, right before shooting. So I was always taken care of, and made to be comfortable.

Secondly, is anyone else already cooking up some fan fiction in their pants between Yahya's blue boinker from this episode and Billy Crudup's CGI cock from the 2009 Watchmen movie? They'd split each other in half like those scary CGI monster gay porn ads, and all would be right with the world. Finally, I get comic books!