Wow The Nudity And Gay Sex From 8 Inches, I Mean 8 Days, Is Mind-Blowing

May 28, 2019
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I literally just linked to the nudity in 8 Days, and I try not to cover two similar editorial deep dives in one day (we already checked out the cock from the series Vida), but as momma said, democracy dies in darkness henny, so let's do this! (Note: I'm jet-lagged from a birthday trip to the UK. Is my inability to do my job in any capacity showing?)

8 Days is a German ensemble disaster series that keeps up with multiple groups of people following the news that an asteroid will wipe out Europe in eight days. If you're thinking that we don't need another Deep Impact then a) you're so wrong and b) 8 Days' creator Rafael Parente told Variety that this ain't your typical disaster story:

In the end, it’s a really character-driven drama. What are you going to do with your last eight days? I think what’s the difference with a classical catastrophe movie or action-superhero movie is that the characters are not heroes. They can’t do anything about the situation. They will not be able to save the world. That creates a lot of empathy. As an audience, you’re very close to the characters. It could be you.

So buckle up bitches. As far as I can tell... through my recycled air-encrusted corneas... 8 Days is available to watch in Germany on SKY Germany and other parts of Europe on HBO, but not yet stateside. No matter. We've got the truly amazing nudity and gay sex right here! David Schütter exposes his umlaut to a room full of people and lets it bob around in a lake, but the real weiners are Vinzenz Wagner and Oskar Bökelmann. They are hot and German as holy hell, and have passionate (and well-lit) outdoor gay sex before exposing their penises and balls! Wunderbar? Spillz!