Who’d You Rather Finger: Nick Jonas vs. Shawn Mendes

September 19, 2018
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It's been about five decades since we did some form of a Who'd You Rather on here, and certainly the recently-engaged Nick Jonasty has already been pitted against a fellow stud. Probably Joe Jonas. But not because they'd be hot together. Ew! Seriously, that would be fucked up guys!

Anyway, something quite disturbing has happened in the world of freakishly gorgeous crooning fuck-a-thons. Jonas' once seemingly never-ending supply of shirtless bulge-teasing pit-forward pics has all but dried up, while the younger, taller, and possibly fuckable-er (that's up to you!) Shawn Mendes has stolen some of Nick's sex symbol spotlight with his insanely hot shots. Pit game... strong.

Mendes has 36 million Instagram followers to Jonas' 17 million, and his songs have struck a chord with people who like forgettable music played in grocery stores. The Washington Post called Jonas a mid-level pop star (blasphemy!) and his solo albums have yet to reach the commercial success of Mendes'. Basically, we don't know where the world stands on the battle between newcomer Mendes and tried and true masturbatory aid Jonas, so now it's up to you to decide.

Head to the comments to let us know who you'd rather finger: Shawn Mendes or Nick Jonas. (And you can't say "both!" We're not fucking around here boys. Just their tight pink holes. But only one of their holes. You get it.)