What’s The Grossest Thing You’d Do To Shawn Mendes?

May 30, 2018
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Teen singing sensation Shawn Mendes is pretty much my number one fuck fantasy, but honestly, so is every guy that I write about at this time of the day. Mama thirsty. And my straw is good for the environment. IDK. So, Buzzfeed only hires thirst buckets who graduated with straight C's from NYU with rich parents, and one of the employees came up with the amazing idea to make fuck explosion Mendes read nasty things his fans have tweeted about him. While he doesn't finish reading the two most colorful tweets out loud, twitter chimed in to fill in the gaps. Something... I'd like to do to Mendes. One reads:

I would let Shawn Mendes tea bag me after he's done with an hour long gym sesh.

Let him? I'd require it. The other one is:

I would run a marathon barefoot on legos while I finger myself with a cactus if u would just sit on my face for 8 sec

Now it's YOUR turn to say what twisted things you would to/for Mendes! On a Wednesday evening, not to be too blunt, I'd do anything that didn't end in immediate death. Here's some fuckspiration before you head to the comments...