Well, Here’s Harry Styles With Massive Erection On Stage

April 4, 2018
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What was life like before Tumblr? Were there plants? Animals? Rocks? Trees? The Universe? Or was it just darkness. Cold, unforgiving, darkness. Thanks to the magic of the preferred social media platform for perverts, we now have this gif of Harry Styles sporting a massive erection on stage in foreskin-hugging pants! I mean skin-hugging. (I mean foreskin-hugging!) This is what the Internet was intended for, and we all really need to get on our knees and thank Gay Gawd in the best way we know how. And be filled up with his hot sticky spirit.

Harry Styles must have been very excited about his performance, because this isn't just a bulge, or even a chub. Styles is full-blown prepped for penetration folks! While the time and place of this blessed occurrence aren't specified on Tumblr, Harry Styles posted an Insta pic from Munich last week in which he's wearing the same outfit. And he's holding a German flag in the gif, so, dong dong dong? I mean, ding ding ding? Whatever the case, sehr schön!