Here’s A Scary, Inhuman Monster Cock That Really, Actually, Truly Would Kill You

First of all, we just switched over to a new and what I'm told is improved blogging platform, and with it has come momentary glitches that are giving me stage four aneurysms, so if you're seeing anything jankety, just know that we're on it. And that I'm having to work with straight guys to get it fixed. Kill me.

NE WAYZ, there's no glitch in the sitch this gorgeous model has got going on below the belt, and it might be one of only five or so cocks we've seen on here that would actually kill you. Like your rectum would literally fall out of your asshole like a defeated sea cucumber. And then you'd die. Next to your sea cucumber rectum. But as always... WORTH IT!

H/T: Sprinkledpeen