Oh, Sean Cody, we wish we could quit you. We know we've said some vaguely snotty things about your bland taste in models in the past, even if we've still had insane crushes on at least one or two of them. And yeah, we know we've been keeping a closer eye on what some of your competitors have been doing lately, especially the ones who don't make us feel like second class citizens for using Macs. But then every so often when it's late at night and we think no one is looking, we sneak on over to your site to check things out and see you've discovered a model like the fun-sized Garth here with his dreamy hazel eyes and sexy muscles and thick gorgeous cock and we can't help but falling in love with you all over again (despite his distressing lack of pubic hair, which we suppose you had nothing to do with anyway), even though we'll probably hate ourselves in the morning. We don't know how you manage to find guys like this, but we're glad that you do. Don't ever change, k?
· Garth (preview @ seancody.com; more @ skinindex.com)
Previously: Sean Cody: "Fuckfest 5", When Harry Met Sean Cody, Goodbye, Patrick