“I Just Pooped!” (And Other Things To Say (Or Not) During Sex)

We have a lot of choices when it comes to bumping naughty bits: Lights on or off? Vanilla or kinkified? Top or bottom? And most importantly: Do we do the deed in churchmousey silence or with a hefty dose of good old fashioned dirty talk? If you're fond of bedroom chatter, you might want to check out this handy dandy chart for pointers the next time getting your parts sticky. Don't take it too seriously, though--we know a couple of folks who'd totally love to hear someone whisper in their ear, "I'm going to pound the farts out of you!" (incredimazing.com)