We Would Love a Lick of This Ice Cream Cone

Manhattan has many things, but it is sadly lacking something essential to life: a Friendly's. Finally we found something that has both things we crave: cock and a great ice cream franchise.

For those of you who don't know, Friendly's is a Massachusetts-based restaurant chain. It's like Cracker Barrell except it's for New England snobs instead of country bumpkins, and they specialize in frozen treats. They have outposts of deliciousness all over the northeast—but, alas, none in New York City. This nice gentleman, TopRamenXXX, apparently knows something more about fine cuisine than the type that comes four for a dollar at the supermarket, because he's wearing a T-Shirt emblazoned with the company's distinctive logo. Two things that make this clip even funnier: the Friendly's milkshake is called a Fribble (hehe) and they used to have a line of sundaes called the happy ending. Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves.

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