Sometimes Porn Looks Just Like “Sesame Street”

Remember the "Sesame Street" movie with a guy says "near" standing close to the camera and then "far" standing far away and repeats it over and over? We didn't either, until we saw this.

Check out an extreme video from Exhibit4 (who has more than 100 posts online) where he lays down in the road, fingers himself, jerks off, and then runs to a street light far in the distance. It's like he wants to teach all the perverts at home what the adjectives "near" and "far" mean. Maybe next time he should bring a buddy along and show us what the prepositions "top" and "bottom" mean. Or better yet, have an orgy and teach us how to count. Anyway, this guy deserves props for engaging in some hot and risky behavior, even if it is a little bit more Pee-Wee's Playhouse than Children's Television Workshop.

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· Naked by Roadside (xtube.com)