We know that quarterback Tom Brady knocks up models and starlets, but we'd just like to let him know that we would have his babies too. Just look at the man.
I mean, really look at him. He's so butch and beautiful and rich and virile. You know, if this whole football thing doesn't work out, he would be a great porn star. Well, we have no idea what he's like in the sack, but we sure would like to get a good look at him naked hammering away at some twink who doesn't know the difference between a dildo and a defensive line.
Our friend Just Jared tells us that he's filming a guest spot on "Entourage" later this week. We hope it involves him in a Speedo getting a blowjob from Vincent Chase. That wouldn't really fit with his image of a fashion-loving, model-banging badass, but it would really just make our year. What if we said we were dying of cancer and that's our final wish. Come on, Tom, Fleshbot's Make a Wish Foundation needs you!
·Tom Brady Joins "Entourage," Is Shirtless (justjared.buzznet.com)