Does Tom Brady Need a New Wide Receiver?

We know that quarterback Tom Brady knocks up models and starlets, but we'd just like to let him know that we would have his babies too. Just look at the man.

I mean, really look at him. He's so butch and beautiful and rich and virile. You know, if this whole football thing doesn't work out, he would be a great porn star. Well, we have no idea what he's like in the sack, but we sure would like to get a good look at him naked hammering away at some twink who doesn't know the difference between a dildo and a defensive line.

Our friend Just Jared tells us that he's filming a guest spot on "Entourage" later this week. We hope it involves him in a Speedo getting a blowjob from Vincent Chase. That wouldn't really fit with his image of a fashion-loving, model-banging badass, but it would really just make our year. What if we said we were dying of cancer and that's our final wish. Come on, Tom, Fleshbot's Make a Wish Foundation needs you!

·Tom Brady Joins "Entourage," Is Shirtless (justjared.buzznet.com)