Does This Dildo Really Look LIke It Could Blow Up a Plane?

It sure could blow up your ass, but the customs officials at Houston's airport held up Dennis Bell, the president of the Athletic Model Guild, and wouldn't let him on the plane with it.

AMG sent out a press release that said a female security officer at George Bush Airport (god, can those Bush's do anything right!) held Bell for over an hour under suspicion of smuggling a concealed weapon back into the country. The weapon in questions was really a Vergenza dildo made out of aluminum. AMG and Vergenza have forged a partnership and AMG used the company's high end sex toys in theri upcoming movie "Suruba: Duro." Bell was returning to this country from shooting the movie in Brazil, and yes the butt-ramming bauble the female security worker was handling had been used in the production. Luckily, the left the airport with little more than a great story to tell in a press release and some great publicity for their new movie. Well done, TSA. Thanks for preventing another good time.

·Athletic Model Guild (athleticmodelguild.com)