Someone Get Us An Invite To This Party

We spend most of our Friday nights like every other homo, sitting around over-priced bars trying to get laid. It would be so much easier if someone would invite us over for a gangbang.

With a little bit of group sex we can be social and have a good time, and get a dick or two up our ass. And sitting around picking on fat people with bad outfits is a lot of fun to do with your friends, but cumming on a big bottom's chest is a much more fulfilling group activity. Then you don't even have to deal with shitty house music or $13 sour apple martinis. And no one takes our picture at a bar, but at this orgy, we get to be on candid camera! Wow, this is really the perfect weekend activity. Please, email us directions to your clubhouse!

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