Oh, The Things Boys Will Do With Their Gadgets

April 6, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Doesn't it seem that people who have iPhones think they're better than the rest of us? If that wasn't bad enough, now they're showing their hotter than us as well!

Someone has started a website called Guys with iPhones and it is self-submitted pics of, you guessed it, guys taking pictures of themselves with their little hand held gadgets (no, this is the kind you buy from Steve Jobs, not the one God gave you). Practically every guy currently on the site is drop dead gorgeous and more than a few are showing off their cocks and asses. It's just not fair! Not only can they afford the most up-to-date electronic equipment, they're all probably hot enough to use it to get laid. That's it, we're finally buying one of these annoying "computers with a phone attached," cause it appears it will cause our body fat percentage to drop by at least a few points and we love feeling superior to people, so we're good on both counts!