If You Feel Like Making Love, Then Why the Hell are You Jerking Off?

Our offical research has show that shooting a load alone to an exponential decrease in desire to find someone to shoot a load with you. Therefore, if you want to get laid, don't jack off.

Juggalo_4_Life apparently hasn't read our research, because he scores his jack off video with a cover of Bad Company's classic "Feel Like Making Love." We think that a cute lad like this one should have no trouble getting laid if he just got on Craigslist or Manhunt or even went to the men's rest room at the nearest highway rest stop, so we don't know why he has resorted to beating off for us in his lazy boy. We certainly don't mind watching his vigorous wank though, especially for a young, lean, tattoed specimen such as this one. We'd even call him a hipster, except a hipster never would use a Bad Company song in his movie. At least without irony, anyway.

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·Just Another One (xtube.com)