Please, Please Don’t Ruin The Hot Guys With Stupid Outfits

April 9, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

No, ladies and gentlemen, that is not a picture from an International Male catalog circa 1997. That is a current picture from a real magazine and no one is picking on it!

Well, we're going to say it. He looks fucking ridiculous.

This was taken as part of an otherwise mouth-watering shoot for Hercules magazine. Yes, the rag is called Hercules, not Half-Dressed-Tranny-Realness Quarterly. This same picture was put on numerous gay blogs over the past couple of days, and no one mentioned how fucking stupid it looks! It was like Madonna was standing in the middle of the room and none of the queens wanted to tell her she had a camel toe.

We know that tights over underwear is never a good idea (don't ask) and you certainly don't want it in a fashion spread. And a banded collar white linen shirt?! Really?! Just look at how good model Brian Shimansky looks otherwise. Everyone else might be holding their tongues, but we're saying it. That shit is wack. Ok, now we're going to go look at the other pictures and go whack our shit.