Watch Out For That Train!

We're all for making creative and public jerk off videos, but should you really be risking life and limb to make one? This hairy bear certainly thinks so.

When a train hits a cow that stumbled onto the tracks, it can delay the vehicle for hours and totally mess up the schedules. Imagine what hitting a bear pleasuring himself between the rails would do! And if you think cleaning up after you come is messy, try sorting through that mess. We are, however, inspired by the graffiti. Somehow it seems like the only appropriate backdrop for a potential calamity.

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· Jacking on the Tracks (xtube.com)