Can We Get an Otter for Our Crass Menagerie?

We love bears as much as any homo, but they are a little silly with all their names and demarcations. Yes, we don't know what an otter is, but we don't care!

This guy is just plain hot. He's hunky and hairy in all the right ways, and he moans oh so well when he beats his meat. His name is OttersPunk (or OtterSpunk, depending on how you want to interpret it). So, we're going to woof and howl and bark and build a dam and figure out some way to trap this otter for our own. We have a feeling that a six pack and some porn in the middle of a rope tied to a tree that will tighten around his leg when he goes to snatch it will work perfectly! At least it does in Yogi Bear cartoons...

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·Otterspunk's Spunk