When Hot Guys Tell Us To Do Something, We Listen

Everyone who has ever advertised to gay men knows that they're not going to pay attention unless there is a hot guy involved. That's why one of these videos succeeds and one fails.

For some reason, we found all of these commercials showing us how to shave our junk. Personally, we prefer to wax (who wants sharp edges near their peen?) but we appreciate that someone out there is trying to make a difference in all the untamed jungles contained in boxer shorts. The first is Nivea's snazzy interactive website for their new product that is a shampoo, body wash and shaving cream. They employ this gorgeous model to show us how everything works, including how to get the best results below the belt. If only they'd show us what he's working with—we're all boys here!

Gillette has a whole video dedicated to to the topic of pubic manscaping (basically all they say is "don't be a retard, and use our products") but they use an animated man with a blurred out bait and tackle. They must know that the gays already know what to do down there and are marketing towards our pussy-loving brethren.

Well, it's obvious to us whose products we would buy. None! We're sticking with waxing.

·Nivea for Men Active 3 (nivea.com)