A Boner Ballet Not Lost In Translation

The dance of this man's penis is hypnotic. The whole set up is mystic, a sort of chaste Sean Cody interview. He never touches his dick, but while he's sitting completely still, it does the dance of the seven veils.

LyingonBed does not have his subject Jerk-off. So, yes, darling, technically this isn't masturbation. But this vid is the ode to the hands-free erection. The cutie pie, who looks like the newbie junior partner of a financial powerhouse, is merely asked to sit while a deep-voiced, undoubtedly older male interviewer chit-chats.

Then an off-screen female starts chatting. What's next is a slow study in watching a boner stiffen, soften, harden and throb, we guess in response to what the girl is saying. Strangely the girl sounds less like she's talking about sex, and more like she's describing yesterday afternoon's shopping spree with the girls. It's like one of those nutty Asian gameshows we see where they can't just make it simple, but add some whacked-out twist. They are trying to talk his pee-pee up.

Oh, if anyone knows what they're saying, please share. On some lines, the cutie's boner shoots straight up to the stratosphere. What did the off-camera bitch say to cause that??

This is why we're gay gay gay. Too often in porn, we see a hard-on worked over by a hand or mouth. There's something breathtaking in watching a boner grow all by itself.

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