American Apparel Briefs Are Our Favorite Thing

Dear American Apparel, your corporation has been doing everything in its power to bring back the tightey-whitey for years now. We here at Fleshbot want to know, did we ever thank you for that?

Certainly we were skeptical at first. Seven or eight years ago our only mental association with the classic tiny men's brief came from a traumitizing and mostly repressed childhood memory of coming across our step dad's skid marks in the dirty laundry pile. Well, there was that and there was that whole business with Tom Cruise back in '83, but he never did much for us. (We always knew he was crazy.)

But you, A.A.! You always understood the untapped potential in millions of sexy, self-obsessed men wearing nothing but the smallest of stretchy cotton shorts. And thanks to your great vision we get to watch hotties like hopalongXXX showing off and jacking it in Xtube videos. So thanks, guys. Keep up the slutty good work!

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