More Accurate Than The Metric System, At Least

How many random household cylinders does one have to hold next to his crotch before realizing that his erect penis is almost exactly the same size as a can of Gillette Fusion Shave Gel?

If anyone feels like running a few informal at-home experiments then please, by all means, go for it. In the meanwhile, we might just ask Xtube user englishrep. He probably knows. We're also wondering how he found this out. Did he one day decide to measure himself against every bottle and can he could find, or was his revelation about the Gillette some sort of happy accident? Either way, we're going to have to get a bottle of that stuff for ourselves. It'll make it all the easier to imagine what the real thing feels like.

· ENGLISHREP EVENING WANK (xtube.com)