If You’re Hot And Need An Easy Costume, Go As Puck

Halloween is this Saturday, and you know there are tons of parties to go to and boys to pick up. So, what to do if you don't have a costume? We have a solution, and it involves Glee.

Well, first of all, you have to be kind of hot, or at least be in good enough shape that you can walk around all night with your shirt off. Ok, so here is your easy costume. Go to SuperCuts and get a $12 mohawk. Then tie a towel around your wiast. Voila! You are Noah "Puck" Puckerman, the super hot, assholish-enough-that-it-makes-him-hot-but-not-so-assholish-he's-really-an-asshole singing football player on the Fox hit show. Played by delish Mark Salling, he's totally gorgeous, full of himself, and always walking around with his shirt off. We have no complaints there. And you know all the gays love pecs and they love "Glee" so this easy outfit is guaranteed to get you laid. You just might have to buzz your mohawk off before work Monday morning. But trust us, it will be worth it.

· Mark Salling as Puck (fox.com)