Our New Boyfriend Is Sooo Flexible

This kid is our new hero. He actually spends two full minutes balancing on his shoulders and masturbating furiously. That sort of thing takes serious focus and determination. We're totally impressed. This guy needs a Gatorade Ad.

There are few things that we appreciate more than an amateur who's willing to go the extra mile in the name of getting a really hot shot. Man, it's like he's doing it just for you. Only not, because he's not. He's doing it for us.

· 06 - self-facial (oh my!) (xtube.com)