Xtube Party MegaMix

Our favorite military stud, ROTCmarine is back with a new Xtube video that's pretty much just 15 minutes of him jerking that perfect torso to what sounds like NOW volume 14. Honestly, we've never been happier.

We won't bore you with our opinion of the mix, although we did find the juxtaposition of Kanye West and The Mountain Goats to be more than a little surprising. Instead, we suggest you put the thing on mute and just take a quarter of an hour out of your day to meditate on the hottest body on Xtube.

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