Do you see that weird looking metal/porcelain object in the background of this video? We're not sure, but we think that's the brace this guy wears over his penis to keep it from snapping under its own weight.
Now, admittedly, of all the jerk off videos to introduce with a big dick joke, we probably could have gone with a guy whose physical properties are a little more exaggerated. After all, this is porn we're talking about: we've got the biggest of the big. But even if this guy doesn't spend any of this video using his penis to tenderize meat, we don't mind fantasizing about a huge cock that's only huge in comparison to other regular mortals. You know, the kind of people you actually end up sleeping with.