But Can He Rock The Banana Hammock

Not every man can pull of a pair of tight pink briefs, but we have a special place in hearts reserved for those who can. It's a little room right next to the masturbation parlor. For easy access, you know.

Did we say something about getting in shape for beach weather yesterday? We hate to be redundant, but staring at all of these six-pack bastards is really starting to get to us. Oh well, it's a good thing masturbation burns, like, 800 calories an hour. At least it does the way we do it.

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