Fabulous Muscles

The guy who stars in it gives new meaning to the term "muscle god." Like, all of the sexual fantasies that we've come up with for him involve some sort of ritual sacrifice. Weird? Maybe. Erotic? Definitely.

Okay, so this Xtube video isn't exactly what we'd call "amateur," but who cares? This Giovanni character has a chest so expansive and furry that he could comfortably sleep a family of four on the damn thing (or at least one lonely Fleshbot writer with daddy issues).

· Big Giovanni