Our Muscle Fetish May Finally Be Getting The Best Of Us

You know you have a problem when watching video of a muscle-bound homophobe screaming "suck my dick, faggot!" at his Wii actually gives you an awkward office erection. Our therapist is going to have a field day with this one.

But! In our defense, this guy has "CLOSETED" written in big red letters all over his face. And given proper time, we bet we could turn him into a gentle, self-accepting pussycat…hopefully one who's still covered in 250 lbs. of muscle.

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