Tim Kruger Has Got Himself One Tiny Man With One Gargantuan Cock

His name is Steven Prior. He's about 4 feet tall, he weighs maybe 96 lbs., and he's got a cock that could choke a horse. His cock is so massive that it creates its own gravitational anomalies. That's not hyperbole.

We know what you're thinking. To be honest, we were thinking exactly the same thing when we first stumbled across this guy and his monster cock-"Photoshop! Photoshop! Photoshop!" That's why you have to swing on over to timtales.com where there's a preview of Prior's first jerk off scene running on the front page. This thing is absolutely real, if not perhaps a bit more massive-looking for being stuck on the frame of such a tiny person. The question is, would you let this mini-twink tear you in half with that piece of equipment he's got down there? Surely, it's fun to fantasize about, but we don't know if we could actually handle all that.

· Tim Tales (timtales.com)