Watch This Slutty New Commercial For Armani Exchange

It would seem that, as a culture, we've finally evolved to the point where you can watch a man and woman slutting it up in a commercial together and find the man to be infinitely sluttier. Progress!

But when you have the gorgeous Brazilian model Arthur Sales on hand, with his freakishly symmetrical face and his incredible body, why wouldn't you objectify the hell out of him? This commercial plays like a hyper-stylized intro to a Straight Guys for Gay Eyes scene. We demand to see more male models stripping their shirts off in more commercials, crawling over the bodies of other models in slow motion. It's only fair.

·Arthur Sales Totally Hot Pour Visual Tales Et Armani Exchange (acausedesgarcons.com)