Meet Our New Boyfriend: Tattooed Muscle Hunk Darren Lloyd

Don't you think we look super cute together? We're so lucky to have found him, really. He's the perfect man: kind, sweet, gorgeous, able to knock out little punk bitches with a single blow. He's our knight in shining ink!

But enough of our silly delusions. London based photographer David Hart shot these photos of the beefy, tattoo'd god Darren Lloyd under his guise as SHOOTMEUP and we couldn't be more obsessed. This guy has got it all: big eyes, swarthy Mediterranean good-looks, and enough muscle to send a Tom O' Finland drawing back to the weight room. This guy has more masculinity oozing through that geisha-like character on his right forearm than we've got in our entire bodies. With any luck, though, he won't mind giving us some.

·Holy Thug: It's Darren Lloyd (shootmeupblog.blogspot.com)