Don’t Play Games When Playing with Yourself

Jerking off shouldn't be serious, it should be fun, but you still need to have a bit of decorum. So, when you're beating the meat, please don't helicopter your dick around. We blame this entirely on "Guys Gone Wild."

Yes, the first time we saw people flopping their hard dicks around and using them like so many pinwheels was when the girls on "Guys Gone Wild" convinced the drunk straight boys that it was a good idea. It is not! And, if you saw a guy do that on a movie anyway, then you're totally queer, and queer guys don't let their dicks slap around, they slap around other dicks. Long-haired twink LotusDude befalls the game about half way through the video. We're going to choose to ignore that though, because otherwise he is a very reasonable and quite attractive specimen. But if we see him on the street, we'll definitely give him a spanking.

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