This Guy Just Tattoed His Dick On Camera!

November 12, 2010
CALAMITOUS

Think you're tough? Try getting your flaccid penis tattooed on the set of one of Raging Stallion's Fetish Force films while showing little more emotion than the occasional grimace. We, at least, are as soft as cheese in comparison.

And if you really are just that tough, you can try jerking off immediately after your tattoo is completed. We've always been far too much of a wussy-wuss to get a tattoo of our own (pain and familial disapproval both continue to be very frightening to a total wuss such as ourselves) so we're not an expert or anything. Yet still, aren't tattoos supposed to sting a bit immediately after they've been inked? We would imagine so. We certainly wouldn't laugh at any man who decided to take some time away from jerking off for a day or so after getting a penis tattoo.

But then we have Montaz Morgan, unholy fetish god and star of this Fetish Force clip. Montaz Morgan would so totally laugh at that man. Montaz Morgan would laugh at that man and refer to him as "silly little weakling" or something similarly degrading and villainous sounding. Going back to our clear prejudice against people with European accents, we imagine him to speak in a sort of brazen, menacing german. Like a nazi villain. Yes, Montaz Morgan would call you would throatfuck the poor bastard into utter submission with his Flaming Cock Of Power.