The Joy of Ogling Men’s Big Bulges

While walking down the street, sitting in the subway, or laying out in Fire Island, our eyes can't help but scan men and their plump packages. Each is a tantalizing gift waiting to be unwrapped.

The sense of mystery is what makes bulges so erotic. You can see size, sometimes even shape, but you can't see it. You clearly know something nice is under one or two layers of thin fabric. Why bother wearing clothes at all? Throw caution to the wind, slip off the jeans, remove the tightie-whities, let it all hang out. Bulge Bulks are like those rubbery stress balls—they're begging for you to reach out and give a squeeze. We'd gladly relieve any tension these men are feeling.

Athlete Bulge: These Portuguese rowing champs are surely glad they've won—they're flying their flagpoles at half-mast.

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Regular Guy Bulge: Just your average every day man on the street starts looking sexier when he's strutting his noticeable stuffs.

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Underwear Bulge: Real World Alum Scott Herman demonstrates the beauty of bulging in undies. This is perhaps the hottest type of bulge, because if he's stripped down this far, it's not much further to the promised land.

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Twink Bulge: Perky and petite, this type of bulge is just so gosh darn cute. Because it's smaller, it's like a sugary Blow-Pop that looks so sweet and suckable. Also, you know that after a few rubs, that tight package is gonna burst out in its full manhood.

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