There’s Something Fishy About This Sex Toy

As porn sites try to stay afloat with new and exciting ways to help get our rocks off, those Broke Straight Boys may have reeled in the most questionable sex toy in the history of gay porn. Can you guess what it is?

It's a fish! Yes, a real, moist, unscaled freshly purchased from the grocery fish! Leaving the obvious jokes aside, what the bejesus is a fish doing in porn, and why is it being held up to another guy's ass? The fish and the ass both look sort of cold and pasty, but still. Apparently, the fish is slapped against the other guy's booty. That doesn't make it very palatable for rimming, unless one likes sushi. If this is what gets these guys off, the daily catch is theirs. Anyway, with all the colorful fetishes out there, Real Fish Porn may the next biggie. This scene will reel all catchers in hook, line and sinker. (Oy, one more bad pun and we'll fillet ourselves.)

· CJ and Brett (brokestraightboys.com)