Here is John Locke from “Lost” Jerking Off

OK, it's not really him, but here is a sexy, bald, older man spanking his monkey on a ridge. It's like Jack, Kate, and Sawyer are going to come up any minute and scare him.

But even if this guy didn't look like Locke, he'd still be sexy. We don't even have abs now and we're at least a decade if not two younger than this beautiful gentleman. Maybe if we got off our asses and went hiking or got out in nature every once in awhile we'd exercise something other than our wrist. With our luck, as soon as we got on a trail, we'd be lost, in the traditional sense of the word.

·Sand Ridge (xtube.com)