Our Favorite Pornstar’s Epic Journey To Jerk-Off

Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Roberts goes to great lengths to show us his sex-hungry self. Recently, as he tried to give us a sultry strip show during his morning routine, the most horrible coitus interruptus ruined the entire scene. In this two part video mini-epic, fabulous Jay doesn't bat an eyelash as he tries to reach his wank-off goal.

In Part One, Jay plans to have a friend film him as he slinks out of his robe to take a morning bath and rub one out...all for his adoring fans. (We're pretending it's only for us.) Just as he's about to start his show... well, see for yourself:

Awww... Jay's so cute as he shyly smiles at the unannounced interruption! Then, plot twist! His cameraman is whisked away by whatever happened at the front door. What is a pornstar who needs to film his raging hard-on gonna do? Of course, he takes matters into his own hands:

That boner is a modern marvel, like beholding the Khalifa Tower in Dubai and wondering how something so massively tall doesn't tumble down. That's Jay Roberts, who even defies the laws of physics to show us his morning wood.

· Morning Cock Dance (jayrobertsxxx.com)