Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Is A Gourmet Feast Of Man

Some weeks, it's a cornucopia of shirtless celebs. Other weeks, it's a famine. The pickin's may be slim this week, but we've got double photos of a couple of our shirtless dudes, along with a recent Academy Award-winning bare butt and a thick juicy Euro-schlong. Pretend like we're dining at Thomas Keller's famed restaurant Per Se. There may not be much on the plate, but each bite is crafted with the sexiest of seasonal ingredients.