Gay Porn’s Sex Schizo Films World’s Most Awkward Blowjob

We honestly don't know why we're fascinated with Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic-Russell, the blond porn pup who runs from site to site filming under an endless series of aliases and lies. Now, Straight Fraternity bring back his "Jag" persona with yet another fib: that is his first blowbjob from a guy. Ha!

He previously got a blowjob as Lyle. How is Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic-Russell fooling all of these sites into spreading his fallacies? Why does he keep getting hired? Me thinks because sites are willing to hire anything young, blond, smooth and reasonably fit who'll drop trou for cash, no matter how inane.

His second first blowjob scene is a case in point. Not all readers will care for the above video, but we found it fascinating, like watching a single shot scene in a French New Wave film slowly, uncomfortably unfold. Annoyance radiates off of Jag, who can't even be bothered to acknowledge his willing scene partner, Joe. Awkward discomfort hangs thick in the air, like suffocating subway humidity on a muggy August day. It's like Pirandello cross bred with Satre: two pornstars in search of an exit--one demanding, willing, needing to be a participant in the scene; the other stuck in a never ending Groundhog Day of porn scenes, unable to escape his scene partner. Hell is a straight man resigned to receive blowjobs from another man.

Or, it's just a really bad sex scene, and Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic-Russell needs to be forever blacklisted from all gay porn sites, period.

· Joe & Jag (straightfraternity.com)